My cat ironically hangs with jesus. Hipster. (Taken with instagram)
Reblogged from SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL
Better Things Pending
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You can grow up anytime you want. You can do it at 20, 25, or 40. It doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with age. Growing up just means deleting things and people who are bad for you. It means taking care of business, taking care of yourself, and not repeating the same mistakes. Everyone has their own growing up to do. It does not mean you have to drink Earl Grey every night, get a cat and be in bed by 11. Jesus, that would suck.
— Ryan O’Connel, Ten Reasons Why You Should Get Your S***t Together (Thought Catalogue)
On the scent of Tar overpowering the scent of Pie
- LTP: If Tar and Pie got in a fight, who would win?
- NZW: Oh, Tar would win the fight, easily. But Pie's friends would totally back him up.
- LTP: Haha totally! Pie has WAY more friends than Tar.
- NZW: Yeah, you can picture like, some girl running into a diner being like: "GUYS! Pie just got his ass handed to him by Tar!" and some guy eating a sandwich or something stops and is like: "He did what?"
- LTP: "That tacky-ass motherfucker!"
- NZW: "Where is he! Get on the phone—we're bringing in The Cupcakes for this one."
- LTP: Yeah, he'd be fucked.
- NZW: how balls is that?!
- LTP: ALL TEH BALLS
- LTP: ITS LIKE, if all the balls conglomerated into one giant planet of balls and then other planets of balls appeared and they all started orbiting around each other.
- it's that level of balls
- NZW: ...wow
- LTP: pretty much, all the balls.
- NZW: that's a lot of balls
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