Ancient Annoying People:
“Ugh, is that a book? How can you even stand to carry that around, with its pages, and its cover? God, I don’t know what I would do without the feel of a scroll in my hand so that I could read decrees the way they were meant to be read. You can’t just roll a book out and see it for what it is… really see it and appreciate it. Plus, there is nothing like the smell of old scrolls.”
scrolls? please. nothing beats the feel of a stone tablet heavy in your hands.
I refuse to consume any media that is not performed for me by the versatile troupe of actors and dancers who accompany me everywhere. There’s simply no comparison to the oral tradition.
I prefer my music on wandering minstrel. It’s much more authentic that way.