February 2010
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January 2010
31 posts
“Hi could you please fix my website so that people in Canada can’t see it? It...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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WatchSO, who’s seeing this with me? Toasty? You in?
I don't know how that happened...
…but somehow my Tumblr has turned into a kindov “fuckyeahmetal” type-of site. Maybe I should just start that…?
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Text Msg Metal - What Happens When I Don't Go
N: OMG DEVIN TOWNSEND
L: FUCK YOU GUYZ!
[Later, at Paul Di'Anno, Exile, Icarus Witch, Russian Roulette and Skull Krusher]
N: Cutest. Band. On earth.
N: From missisaigau
L: :D
L: Cuter than Sgs?
L: Or are they in the slightly more different category of "adorable"?
N: Slightly different buy same vein
N: Pic emailed
N: Drummer has a ghostbusters shirt
L: OMAGAH ADORBZ!!1!
N: Next band, a quote:
N: We will bootfuck you Toronto! Because we are metal, and metal is not about karate. Unless it's karate metal
L: Times infinity
N: another quote: kissed a dude! Metal.
N: And of course: Fuck you Toronto!
L: :D day winner!
N: We have now reached the leather pants/ scorpion neck tattoo portion of he evening
L: Boner.
N: Lead guitar looks just like skwissgar. Bassist has leopard print sleeve tattoo
L: I haves. Such the hards ons.
N: ha ha. Amazing
N: Drum kit looks capable of spaceflight
L: SPACE METAL.
N: AWESOME
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“The only thing black metal is supposed to teach is about applying two-tone face...”
– Kevin Stewart-Panko, Outburn Magazine
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Textklok - Jan 24, 3:28PM
N: As a consolation, please accept this hoodie and a $5 coupon for Hot Topic
L: WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIIIIIIGHT!!1!
N: Lets me records it. he is slowly learning how to unplay the guitar.
L: Why does everythings bad happens to Toki?
N: Mys outfit fits!
L: Guys. Don'ts worries abouts mees. I ams happy living dis ways. Like a regular jackoff.
N: What did i tell you before this meeting? TRY not to punch people.
L: TELL THEM ABOUT THA BALOOOOOONS!!!
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Textklok - Jan 21, 6:22PM/9:29PM
N: This idea is dildoes.
L: Laughing hurts more.
N: Ha ha ha! You win
L: Also, best day ever continues: I got my Slayer ticket!
N: Wooohoo!!!
N: I just got to el mocambo --where r u?
L: On my way...
N: Cool. Sgs are playing
N: I'll be at the bar.
L: LOL
L: Dis band is dildoes.
N: I need exactly 100 beers. Thank you
L: The entirety of my txt inbox is now full of CO-CAINE!
N: K k k yeah baby!
N: I keep thinking "look at that douchebeg" over and over. Too many hipsters. Send help.
N: Help, or a sawed-off shotgun
N: Also, was wrong. Rikers is playing now
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““How was your day”?
“Oh, it was great! I had the best...”
– My life in summary
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Textklok - Jan 20, 9:47PM
N: I'm an eye doctor
L: Are you a fucking dentist?
N: I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers.
L: The Dutch… are scum.
N: Idea for our last song ever: killed by a troll
L: The recession is an asshole!
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Textklok - Jan 20, 5:21PM
N: By the sword in my hand I will conquer the land! I will decimate and decapitate those who question the sword in my haaaaaand!
L: CO-CAINE
N: Ha ha ha!
N: It's time to rape Toki!
L: What the fucks you wants motherfucker!?!
N: Wow that quote just got even funnier and darker in an attempted rape context
L: HAHAH! Wins… Also, I'm just too drunk… Way too drunk.
N: "I used to think Murderface was just gross and horrible. And he is, but is also awesome."
L: That sounded dangerously close to caring
N: You're right, you're right, sorry. I meant: what is that asshole's problem?
L: Its because you cares abouts mees! *pukes*
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Textklok - Jan 18, 1:18PM
L: I do cocaine.
N: Hey baby! You know what I'm doin? CO CAINE!
L: C-c-c-yeeaah!!
N: Ha!
N: We are here to make coffee metal. We are here to make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity!
L: DUNCAN! HILLS!
N: The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive.
L: Toki: …
L: Also: Hold the heathen hammer high. HOLD IT!!1!
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